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Are You Drunk Or Just On Your Cell Phone?

Keep Corvallis Weirder

My Kid Sacked Your Quarterback

When Hell Freezes Over I will Ski There Too.

Driver Carries No Cash; All Spent On Horse

Democratic Women Are The Life Of The Party

My Next Dog Will Be Normal

Stupid Should Hurt.

Sarcasm; Just One More Service I Offer.